Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Sexy Witches??? Please
Sexy witches are stupid. They have no home in my heart. They make about as much sense as sexy wizards (Perhaps a future post; or fanfiction in the Harry Potter universe penned by Dumbledore). Really anyone who knows anything about Grimm Fairy Tales knows that witches are the creepiest, most evil creatures you can come across. In cannon, if you ever cross paths with one, the scenario ends in one of two ways, either they die or you die. Stardust is the only film to date that really captures that, and to a lesser (albeit inaccurate) extent Roald Dahl's "Witches". None of this Charmed nonsense.
...And while I'm at it, SEXY VAMPIRES ARE STUPID TOO!!! Back in my day, vampires were only good for one thing and that was killin'.
Oh, and Happy Halloween!
at 11:36 PM