Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Sexy Witches??? Please



Sexy witches are stupid. They have no home in my heart. They make about as much sense as sexy wizards (Perhaps a future post; or fanfiction in the Harry Potter universe penned by Dumbledore). Really anyone who knows anything about Grimm Fairy Tales knows that witches are the creepiest, most evil creatures you can come across. In cannon, if you ever cross paths with one, the scenario ends in one of two ways, either they die or you die. Stardust is the only film to date that really captures that, and to a lesser (albeit inaccurate) extent Roald Dahl's "Witches". None of this Charmed nonsense.

...And while I'm at it, SEXY VAMPIRES ARE STUPID TOO!!! Back in my day, vampires were only good for one thing and that was killin'.


Oh, and Happy Halloween!

4 comments:

Benjamin Weiler said...

God bless you, Adam Ford, you and your old-fashioned views about mythical creatures. I feel like we are kindred souls now.

Also I would like to point out the irony in making the sexy witch the eyecatcher in the piece.

Best Regards,
Ben

Adam Ford said...

Thanks Ben,

It's always nice to hear someone of similar opinions.

I guess with her being the eyecatcher, it just shows the sexy witches typical nature of being the showboat, spotlight hog.

Mimi Cortazar said...

Nice stuff, very sexy witches ;)

Sam Nielson said...

It's not just witches or vampires. Type "Halloween costume" into google and what comes up? About 3 kids dressed for trick-or-treating and ten thousand sexy cats, sexy maids, sexy pirates, sexy monsters, sexy ducks, and sexy wizards. This is the world we live in now, where Halloween is a chance for young insecure women to try and convince shallow men to have an equally shallow relationship with them.